the nickname commonly given to beautiful african american males with large a p*n*s sizes, is very popular with the ladies, and tends to be a bit awkward… when not causing others to die of laughter
girl- xavier was alright in bed
girl’s friend- but is he “damarquise”?
- star spangled hammered
getting as drunk as abraham lincoln was when he freed the slaves jim i got star spangled hammered last weekend
a b*tch *ss f*cker you are such a kaise!!
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- siberian aids
when your b*lls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have siberian aids! bob: oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice. steve: yeah, i think i got siberian aids.