Dameon
as spoken of in creole folklore, a manchild of human origin, believed to carry mystical powers. often times over looked by individuals as being a normal person, this being is a combination of pure energy and raw emotion! he is highly intelligent and is believed to have been born to a virgin. while still a child he was cursed with the ability to foresee future events and has the remarkable habit of disappearing. it is said he will one day rise as leader to battle the evils that plauge his people.
guy : you seen dameon?
girl : yeah, he was just right there….!
guy : stop playing…i’m for real!
girl : seriously, he just told me you was about to come
over here and ask me that!
guy: so where’d he go then?
girl: i dont know…he probably somewhere gettin it in..!
a large or irrepressible force that has somehow taken matrial form.often found near natural disasters, and hence worshipped by the aztecs as gods, pr-nounced “oh!sh-t-tsawme”.
some famous historical incarnations of dameons include:
chuck norris
g-dzilla
krakatoa
the meteorite the killed the dinosaurs
carcharodon megalodon
witness:we tried to annex the next village, but a dameon struck. n-body made it out alive.
skeptic:n-body?
witness:n-body
skeptic:you are an idiot
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