Dammit Phill
the source of or reason why something went wrong or referring in anger to the person who caused it. it’s the reason why everything goes wrong in the world. aka it’s always phills’ fault.
“i just got an f on my test! dammit phill why didn’t i study!”
for when your friend trys to pick up a girl by complementing her purse. -“dammit phill that was creepy”
when you stub your toe. -“dammit phill”
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