damn, i am dumb.


that sudden realization that you err, uh, did something uh … dumb. usually happens when you are ahem, y’know, messing up … acting out of character..

common symptoms include: awkward situation, biting your tongue, brain damage, ego damage, looking back on aforementioned memory with anxiety … for the rest of your life, possible hecklers
i thought i was being really funny and feelin’ cavalier giving that guy dating advice. turns out i got the blank stare and n-body talking to my -ss for the rest of the day. f-ck. looks like i am not p. cool at all. d-mn, i am dumb.

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