Damyian
a p-ssy b-tch who’s only joy in life is his decent cooking. commonly referred to as the son of the devil who converted to the good side.
has an above average p-n-s but tends to have problems with the ladies because of his black hair, yet ginger p-b-s. he tries to make up from that by his cooking to increase his swagger
i went to pizza hut the other day and was served by a damyian. he tried to get my number but i threw my pizza at him.
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