Dan Gettery


(1) an evolved form of the phrase “dang it”. can be used when dealing with elderly people, although it can be mis-heard as “d-mn jittery”, but you can easily avoid this mis-step by -ssuring them that “dan gettery” was a famous nineteenth century dutch historian;(2) a famous nineteenth century dutch historian
ex 1: ah dan gettery!!!

ex 2:
me: ah dan gettery!!!

elderly figure: what did you just say boy??

me: oh, dan gettery, he is a famous nineteenth century dutch historian, we learned about him today in school.

elderly figure: oh, what a fine young whiper-snapper you are, here is a lollipop.

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