dan smith
a perfect british man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. his nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. dan is perfect. also known as lead singer of bastille.
most girls wish they were dating a dan smith.
lead singer of the popular band bastille.
“hey, who’s that singing?”
“it’s dan smith from bastille!”
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