Danbury Lakers
people who live in marblehead and danbury ohio get to go to the sh-ttiest school in america. theres a 30 inch tv in every cl-ssroom. the occupants are sheltered in from the real world. do not move to this school district. you are one of the popular kids since theres only 40 max in a grade. half your cl-ss will be mentally r-t-rded. the sports suck. every d-mn sport is just terrible. pee wee football players are bigger than these danbury shrimps. if you want an easy win schedule every game to play danbury. if you injure one person you even win all the games. danbury football 15 strong. yes 15 people. either the students are too fat or theyre ugly as h-ll. the upside is if you don’t look like the rest you will get laid fast. pot? beer? they got it. staff is stupid. smoking joints is what they do for gym. steroids is how they get taller. the worse place to go to school in the world is how you can meet the danbury lakers. 1/20 make it to a college degree. are you ready for this challenge. h-ll no.
danbury lakers: terrible people
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