dancing banana
the funniest d-mn buddy icon on the internet
all shall hail to the greatness of the dancing banana.
noun. s-x act. involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man’s -n-s where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. after a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.
hooker: “sure, sweety, just name a s-x act that can happen between two people, and i’ve done it”
john: “ever done a dancing banana?”
hooker: “only once before, … back when i was in love. i swore i’d never do it again.”
frat bag: “yeah, brah, that sl-t got so drunk last night, i convinced her to give me a dancing banana!’
his brah: “dayum db, that was my sister!”
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