dancing on water
pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. social and professional settings.
my boss tried to fire me and i put in my 2 weeks notice so i could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. he said “hey brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick”? i said “i am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat.” we both knew i was lying because my car was parked out front. we were dancing on water
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