Dandelion
to suck on and lick a man’s p-n-s. proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the b-lls with the left hand and stroking of the d-ck with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. when deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. this will drive him crazy. when he does -rg-sm and begin to c-m, swallow the milky -j-c-l-t- and lick it off of him.
what do you do to dandelions? ponder that.
girl: i’m going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. -nudgenudgehinthint-
friend: congratulations! be sure not to use your teeth.
gymnast: look! i’m so flexible i can give myself a dandelion!
someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs
they call me dandelion because im always getting blown
noun. elderly waif man that can’t carry an umbrella for fear of being swept away mary poppins style.
fred weaver was walking with dr. jackson during the nor-easter when that dandelion got picked up by the wind.
bl-wj-b
“hey do you guys wanna give me a dandelion?”
“sure, everyone gather around & on the count of three blow at the same time.”
the look attained when squeezing the scr-t-m. the b-lls take on the look of a seeded dandelion when you’ve blown all the fluffy seeds off of it.
when i squeeze my b-lls they look like dandelions with the fluff blown off.
it means “i love you”
it is from the book smack.
gary stares into biancas eyes and says “dandelion.”
she slaps him.
and says this aint cho babii.
somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.
she’s such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower…but they’re actually a weed)
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