dandy slap


to use one’s scr-t-m to hit another man’s scr-t-m. often -ssociated with ‘jousting’
“did you hear bill? last night tom drank p-ss, so andy dandy slapped him and then spat in his eye. what a mess”
to use one’s p-n-s to slap another man’s p-n-s
‘tom was drank p-ss last night, so i dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes’
when you get slapped by a long hard w-lly
i got a dandy slap as slick was h-rny

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