dane cookers


1.) ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, dane cook.

2.) comedian groupies who l-st after the comedic genius of one dane cook.

3.) girls who will flash their t-ts, or their sufi’s, for the attention of one of comedy’s finest.

4.) young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to f-ck him, because he’s famous.

5.) 1,000,000 girls on his mysp-ce page that will do anything short of sucking his d-ck to be featured in his top 10.

6.) comedy groupie ho’s.
f-cking dane cookers!

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