Dane cookery


a lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. after dane cook (1972 – when already?), awful comic.
well, that was a waste of time…that guy had nothing. just a bunch of dane cookery. didn’t laugh once.

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