Dane Enerio


an amazing person known to humanity as “the chosen one” who will battle evil and save the entire world from the evil alien invaders.

known to live in the great suburbs in the philippines, he has excelled not only in the physical realm, but also in the immaterium, where only psykers and dane himself are able to withstand and control. this has been proven in one of his adventure logs, “the old ones”, where dane is seen fighting with psykers, known as the old ones, in a vast realm they only described as the immaterium.

loved by many, adored by all, and hated by oh so few, dane is described as the greatest person in the world.

in short: dane enerio is awesome.
dane enerio: hey, have you watched kick -ss yet?

random person: hey! it’s dane enerio! can i have your autograph!?

dane enerio: -sigh- not another fan…..

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