Danga
noun. danga is a naughty little fellow akin to a golum. sometimes mistaken for a troll, the true danga only comes out when the beer is on show. four pints of premium and danga will be shouting, screaming and generally tipping tables. late at night danga can be found curling his fist into a ball and whispering about snapping arms, bending pipes and other torture. a generally horrible little man. he likes to feel the breath come out of you – suffocation is a personal speciality.
“uh oh, is danga going to kick off”
“stop it danga, stop it……..aaghhhhhhhhhhh, no –@?@~~:pl”
1.quick way of saying thats really nice, 2.or your a fool 3.i will hert you
1.thats danga blud, 2.blud your danga. 3. blud if you dont get out my way i will danga you or you will get danga’red (plural) lots of other useful slang ive found in my days pon the roads of squalor look them up… here are just a few, merk, merkage.rapshank,sh-gsack i could go on 4ever but i got doobs to attend to
a person that does funny and stupid stuff. dang is a word that my friends came up with and they have used it in a variety of different situations.
1:”i whacked mike on the leg with a frube and it exploded and shot up his leg. mrs booker came along with her cloth and started rubbing the frube off”
2:”u danga!”
inventor of the pike. piker
rove loving man seeks rove
adj; casually dressed monkey loving baffoon
my best friend – (not openly)
are we inviting the ‘danga?’
to suck a d-ck.
wanna give me a danga at the jam tonight?
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