Dangah Close


the gender opposite of a blumpkin. when a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a sh-t. it is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the sh-t hole while sh-t is coming out.
“yo man after i got dat blumpkin from becky she said ‘my turn’ and i had to give her dat dangah close”

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