a fat w*nk or m*st*rb*t* in the back of your parents car whilst they are driving along, under a duvet. normally carried out on the return trip of a holiday.
i had a danger dann on the way back from scotland.
- the mike pence
the mike pence is when you pour water on your g*y lover, electrocute them, and f*ck them in the *ss. guy 1: oh my god! me and my lover just did the mike pence in bed!! guy 2: holy sh*t! that’s gotta hurt.
a hot asf girl who always is pumpin up at parties who is incredible at dancing. normally they are smart asf, taking honors cl*sses, etc. might have bad eye sight because i blinded them with my beauty but you know… you get the point. (her boyfriend has a smol d*ck) whoa that’s a danyella? she […]
- heigh ho
1. used to express the fact that you cannot change a situation so you must accept it 2. expressing boredom, resignation, or jollity. “it was like talking to a brick wall. heigh-ho!”
- crack coc*n*l
doing a line of cocaine out of an *sshole candy cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, “i’ll just take a crack coc*n*l”