Danger Wank-up Call
the specific art or act of “danger w-nking” as a “w-nk-up call” on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. a man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. at this point the w-nkee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the w-nker is brave) on each cheek. followed by a furious “danger w-nk” which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said w-nkee achieves full consciousness. finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of “c-ck-a-doodle-doo!!”
clarissa: “hey girl, how did your night go? i saw you leave with that hunk.”
yolandra: “ooooh we had a lot of fun…until this morning when the d-ckhead woke me up with a danger w-nk-up call!”
derrick: “hey brennan did ya win the bet?”
brennan: “absolutely man i totally danger w-nk-up called that b-tch, gimme my money.”
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