danglecock


an individual that sees wet meat but can’t bar up. anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. a r-t-rd; anyone who acts like a r-t-rd. clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

a pathetic individual. a failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
“if you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then i’m going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglec-ck i’ve ever seen”

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