Dangling Leprechaun
when getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your b-ttcheeks.
dude 1:remember that circus midget i was banging behind the big top?
dude 2: yeah
dude 1: i totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!
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