Danica Patrick

the tim tebow of nascar.

her popularity is based solely on the fact that she is a woman, it has practically nothing to do with her racing abilities. she is, at best, a decent race car driver, but since she is a woman, she gets all the media attention.
espn: today’s race in phoenix just ended, but who gives a sh-t about who won? danica patrick finished 39th! we’re gonna talk about that for 20 minutes instead!
an ugly b-tch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she’s a six at best. she is a nascar driver, which tells you many things. she is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. she gets run over in an episode of south park by cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
hot durr, lookit that danica patrick make that left turn!
over-night celebrity.

best female irl racer ever.

about 5’2, 100 pounds. she’s so small, robby gordon got p-ssed because her weight and height gives her about a 1 mph advantage on the track.

picked up by rahal from england, she’s got skillz.
in the 2005 indy 500, she qualified 4th after a mishap on the first lap.

the race came around, she stalled her car in the pits. that sent her back to 16th. then she nearly spun into a wall. after those mishaps, she still managed to lead the race, low on fuel, for most of the last 20 laps. she fell behind on a yellow (caution), but then led the restart. she finished 4th. same spot she qualified.

records made on may 29th, 2005 by danica patrick:
highest female starting position in the indy 500
first female to lead a lap in the indy 500
highest finish by a female in the indy 500

some more too, but those are the important ones.
oh, and she’s really hot too.
the coolest, s-xiest female sports star in a “non-female” sport. i want to fall asleep in her sparco suit after a 200-lap race 🙂
actually a female sports star who does not nave an adam’s apple and a hidden p-n-s duct-taped to her -ss – refreshing to say the least – go danica!!