Daniel Kessler


shy guitarist from interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. he often makes funny s-x faces when he plays.
look at that amish guy…wait thats daniel kessler
the guitarist and brains behind interpol. daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in london, england. he’s one smart kat and really hot. he also looks like he’s getting a bl-w j-b when he is playing his guitar.
person 1: who’s that hot amish guy?
person 2: that’s daniel, the gutarist of interpol.
guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.
will be seen dancing strangley

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