Daniel Mark Bumgarner


the missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you h-rny and makes your eyes pop!

a filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust… but he’s hot… and he’s a filipino.
“is that daniel mark b-mgarner the hot karter? yes, i think he is. let’s go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit’ me fast!”

“daniel mark b-mgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him.”

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