Daniel Parkes
a pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of alaska. since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; leinad, and arrived off the coast of scotland. after being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in cambridge, where he now presides today.
has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.
look there daniel parkes! i wonder if he can do me s special today?
i went to to cambridge university the other day, unfortunately the daniel parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!
i was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so i simply ran!
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