Danimal

any man that was given the birthname of daniel or dan that is a savage p-rnstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. also known for his borderline alcoholism.
girl 1: “how was your night last night?”
girl 2: “danimal came over, now i can’t walk without limping, in fact i think i need a wheelchair.”
the most baller yogurt drink this side of the mississippi. never f-ck with a n-gg- that drinks danimals, it’s common sense. danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your d-ck, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.
n-gg- 1: “oh sh-t son, that n-gg-‘s packin’ danimals.”
n-gg- 2: “shutup.”
dan·i·mal dan-uh-muhl

–noun

1. any male named “dan” with a unique ability to be the life of the party or consume copius amounts of alcohol and remain functional in social settings.
the night really sucked until danimal showed up!
a large male/animal with the birth name of daniel or dan. the danimal is very dangerous when it comes to the female species. it either attacks it’s prey with a venomous sting to the behind, or waits until the female is weak and injured then makes it’s move.

female 1: omg the danimal is c-ming run.
female 2: omg he’s going to sting me.
a term that commonly refers to a species of beastly men who tear sh-t up in bed, mudruns, and are ferocious on the weekends. these danimals have been known to chew on the bones of small dogs and watch small children get smacked.

if one comes across a danimal, hide your kids hide your wife.
danimal: just think of a mix between a bear, wolverine, pirate, steve mcqueen, and angus young
the name that fans of danny noriega use for their fan base
omg omg omg!!! there’s that spicy danny noriega. i am such a danimal!!

those crazy danimals!
one who is vastly superior to all others in terms of golf, academics, and the social scene. a danimal typically pulls off spectacularily clutch shots when needed and responds with ferocious roars. danimals are animals in all aspects of life, and are bound for success.
jack: “yo dude danny just had to chip in to force extra holes, and he made it”

teddy: “i know man he’s so ferocious and clutch. he’s just a monster out on ccr. what a danimal”

chris: “he certainly has a salsbury future ahead of him.”