Danish Roll
noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists’ too-small tube tops. usually seen above the m-ffin top and moose knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.
1: “wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge danish roll, i think her kids could use it as a pillow.”
2: “hey girl, be careful where you swing that danish roll. you might knock somebody over.”
3: “dude, i’m starving, but can’t get too full because i’m skydiving later. you up for a danish roll?”
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