Danish Strudel


the act of relaxing one’s bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the -n-s into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great m-ss (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.
terry: “yo’ dave! i just danish strudeled fat jane!”

dave: “you sick f-ck terry.”

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