Dank Kuka


the fattests f-cking h-m- in the world. calls his own house camp kuka, would suck his own d-ck if his fat stomach wasnt in the way. on weekends he pretends to be drunk, even tho hes just a f-g. other weekend festivites pertain beating off, f-cking his dog in the -ss, sucking cack and crying.
-hey kuka, you’re a h-m-
-hey, f-ck you

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