dankmas


the dankmas is the central act of divine worship in the smoke crew, which describes it as “the source and summit of the dank life”. in formal contexts, it is sometimes called the holy sacrifice of the herb.
jesus: yo, you ready for dankmas?

ricky: yea dude i brought the backwoods.

joey: boi! we bout to sacrifice that herb!

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