Danko Jones


this canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

mango kid: guitar, vocals
b-ss: john calabresse
drums: dan cornelius

they mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn’t mean that it’s a hardcore band.
dude #1: hey, how was the danko jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! i really want their live dvd asap, because they will never come to my town.

hey danko! i will burn in h-ll with you.
a dude that eats prime p-ssy. prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band danko jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.
“jess says he’s a danko, eh?”
“he pulled a danko jones on me the other night. i came 3 times!”

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