Danny Glover Defence


the sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
jp> dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

chris> i was deploying the danny glover defence

jp>nice!

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