Danny Tanner
when having s-x doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having s-x with that she is making a terrible mistake.
and then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson….cue the music.
–the man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the danny tanner–
“kimmy, you’ve been a bad neighbor. time for a danny tanner. i hope you learned an important lesson at our house today.”
a full house hand in poker. comes from the show “full house”, where danny tanner is the father, played by bob saget.
when i won the pot, i showed my danny tanner, and he was glad he folded.
1.the dad from full house,known for being a total nimrod
2.a total nimrod
danny tanner was tv’s greatest nimrod.
danny tanner aka the dad on full house is the
epitome of douche bag and or f-g… who always like to clean everything and think every problem is solved by a hug with corny sad music in the background…
friend1:dude… your dad is so weird…
friend2:yeah man.. he’s a total danny tanner
feces. the fecal matter deposited after taking a sh-t.
“jesus, did someone just sh-t?”
“yep! danny tanner came to visit me.”
“christ, was danny tanner here? did you check the baby’s diaper?”
“wow, did you just drop off danny tanner or something? go light a match, dude!”
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