Danny Way
an amazing skater. he overcame serious odds after a serious surfing accident and became a pro skateboarder. famous for such stunts as jumping the great wall of china and more recently, bombing the hard rock hotel in las vegas.
famous as a stuntboarder but he does really well in contests too.
jack: “hey i hear bob burnquist jumped down the grand canyon!”
john: “yeah, i hear danny way bombed the vegas hard rock hotel!”
jack: “wicked bro! i’m gonna be a stuntboarder now!”
unfortunately, jack turned out to be a trend follower, and eventually had the misfortune of obsessing over avril lavigne, and in an attempt to be like her, well let’s just say jack’s name is now jacqueline.
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