Dan’s milkshakes


white creamy substance that tends to attract the attention of “all the boys” and thier playmates. dan’s milkshakes is a secret recipe that only dan himself knows but he is happy to share the bi-product of his labors.
best served chilled on a hot shirtless summer day.
boy #1 hey man don’t you just love dan’s milkshakes?
boy #2 yeah i go to his yard everyday for that sh-t.

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