Dante Bichette


alphonse dante bichette, sr. is a former professional baseball player and hitting coach for the colorado rockies. he also denied a sweet, young child an autograph once in the late 90s which scarred the child and turned him into a 6’4” s-xy beast who holds a completely irrational grudge towards an overpaid, under-talented hag such as dante bichette.

(noun) “this is dante bichette”
(verb) “he’s totally dante-ing”

see also, “bichetting”
1) dude, is that dante bichette?

2) bro, he just dante’d that kid out of an autograph! what a douche!
– no. you mean, what a dante bichette.

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