Daoist


the approved texas world history text book way of spelling “taoist,” to make texans pr-nounce it right.
buddy-“hey man why do you keep spelling taoist wrong in your homework?”
me-“dude its that f-cking texan text book, it got me spelling it like daoist because no one in texas could pr-nounce it right.”

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