Dapper Dudes


1. (noun) a pair of males claiming a platonic relationship while acting on h-m-s-xual urges

2. (noun) gay friends with benefits
1. joey and danny like to kiss each morning. they say they are just close friends. they are actually dapper dudes.

2.

person 1: would you like to h-m-s-xual?
person 2: please, in my -ss.
an individual who regularly partic-p-tes in h-m-s-xual acts while still claiming heteros-xuality
person 1: billy told me was straight
person 2: oh, i just saw billy grab that man’s -ss
person 1: oh yeah, he’s probably dapper dude

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