Daring Fireball


a h-m-erotic act where one receives -n-l s-x from steve jobs, while jerking off tim cook and blowing jony ive. the free hand is used to type blogs berating everything that google or microsoft does
john gruber pulled a h-ll of a daring fireball last night after google announced android 3.0 was in wide release. steve, jony and tim were worn out.

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