Darius Rucker
1. someone i am “blacker” than.
2. makes wayne brady look like malcolm x who made bryant gumbel look like malcolm x.
3. someone who is clearly #’s 1 and 2 due to his time as leader of hootie and the blowfish, burger king jingles, and subsequent “country” music “career”.
4. carlton banks with a southern drawl.
commercial director: “we need to find an african-american celebrity to wear a foam cowboy hat and play the ukulele for our new oscar meyer weiner jingle, but…
producer: “yeah, so what’s the problem?
commercial director: “…no one is that much of an uncle tom!”
producer: “i have darius rucker on speed dial.”
commercial director: “perfect!!!”
a great country music artist. has put out a few alb-ms, most of them top the charts. he sings so good its hard to believe he is black.
clay: that darius rucker dude sings pretty good.
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