Dark Aging
covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. then you have to try to insert your p-n-s into her hole. if you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat f-ck you and say “what a lovely tea party”.
hey laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
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