Dark Funeral


1. one of the greatest black metal bands in existance.
dark funeral makes many cd’s, among them are “teach children to worship satan” and “the secret of the black arts”.
is the sh-t.they rule.
truly evil metal.hail dark funeral!
a black metal band who make very simple guitar riffs and, pretty much, simple everything, yet kick -ss.
dark funeral is a pretty good band. i almost got a chance to see them but i couldn’t go.

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