dark jealous
a term used by the h-m-s-xual community to refer to a level of jealousy regarding something, usually followed by feminine hand gestures. being “dark jealous” is used in context generally preceded by the phrase “color me” and still doesn’t make much sense.
*someone walks in the room with a cookie ice cream sandwich*
“well color me dark jealous!”
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