Dark Santa
when a lover takes the liberty to defecate on their significant others chin, lips and cheeks. the mouth is typically closed which would allow for a resemblance of a black/p–p brown beard. the lover than can optionally top it off by accessorizing a poo-santa hat if the said lover has any feces left to share.
(typically done laying down, but for an extra challenge can be done upright.)
monica gave me a dark santa for christmas last night, it was more a gift for her than it was for me.
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