Dark Souls Syndrome


after hours of playing the m-s-ch-stic gamer’s favorite – dark souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying…

did i mention you die a lot in this game?

anyway, after a while of playing dark souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had sh-tty statistics, you start to become really rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.

remember kids: dark souls is bad for your mental health.
frank: hey joey, wanna go out for some pizz–

joey: oh for f-ck’s sake! can’t you see i’m trying to kill this boss!?

frank: geez! calm down! i think you might be developing the dark souls syndrome!

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