Dark Squire
dark squire (countable noun, masculine)
a man of such caliber that n-body comes close to matching his unique charm, wit, good looks, physical strength and endurance, intelligence, s-xual prowess or chivalry. men aspire to be like him and women want to be with him. n-body can unearth the secrets behind his magnetic ways. a studm-ffin, only one with a brain and personality to match.
young man looking over at idol: he’s such a dark squire, i’ll never be able to fill such boots. -sighs in awe, wonder, and a touch of despair-
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