Darlinka


usually refers to one of someone’s many multiple personalities , in this case a russian bride. darlkinas are usually extremely bi-polar, like shiny objects and are hopelessly addicted to drugs. darlinka can be found asleep down the c-n-l or in random fields around your town.

like a gremlin you must never feed a darlinka after midnight, never get him wet and most definately do not give a darlinka wine. darlinka suffers from pms on a weekly basis. darlinkas favourite colour is usually purple and darlkinas tend to find driving auto mobiles problematic, especially with reverse steering.
person 1: darlinka you crashed your car.
darlinka: нет, я не лежит
person 1: ??

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