Dart Monkey
a primate that is used, drunk or sober, to throw darts at a dartboard containing various options or conditions. often used by weather meterologist to ‘plan’ or ‘predict’ future weather temperatures and conditions. results are often better than professional human predictions.
tracy’s weather predictions weren’t even close, she should have used a “dart monkey” for the week’s outlook.
jim shold have used a “dart monkey” to pick concert seats, his choice was awful.
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