dartanian


verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.
“he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance.”

“we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians.”

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