Darth Vader’s brains
the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his t-st-cl-s until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to darth vader’s helmet. originally performed in a barracks in quantico, va 1996.
the first time i showed darth vader’s brains to my girlfriend she thought it was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.
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